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BURNING CALORIES
I get plenty of exercise – jumping to conclusions, 
pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
Source: Reader's digest
GHOSTS, BAD LIARS
Question: Why are ghosts bad liars?
Answer: Because you can see right through them!
Source: Reader's digest
BEES ALWAYS STICKY
Question: Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Answer: Because it uses a honey comb!
Source: Reader's digest
TOOK A DAY OFF!
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. 
All I did was take a day off.
Source: Reader's digest
WAAOOH! IT'S FRIDAY!
Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding 
that today is Tuesday.
Source: Reader's digest
COMMUTE JOB
Sometimes I feel like there isn’t much difference between my
commute to work and the Oregon Trail.
Source: Reader's digest
NUMBERS
Analyst: I can give you the numbers, but you can’t go public with it.
Marketing Manager: I’m not going to go public with it. I’ll just present
it at a meeting.
Analyst: Who’s going to be at the meeting?
Marketing Manager: It’s a stakeholder meeting. So whoever wants to come.
You know, it’s open to the public.
Source: Reader's digest
GOD PLAYING SIMS
You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there?
That’s God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action.
Source: GameDesigning
MARGIN OF ERROR
Here’s some advice: At a job interview, tell them you’re willing to 
give 110 percent. Unless the job is a statistician.
Source: Reader's digest
HITLER A BETTER PLAYER?
Me and my friend were talking about Call of Duty earlier and he said, 
“I bet Hitler would have been a better player than you ever will.”
Confused, I asked him why.
He replied, “Well, because he’s got a kill-to-death ratio of 6 million to 1.”
Source: GameDesigning
YOU CAN'T TEACH AN OLD DOG TO FLY
A woman called our airline customer-service desk asking if she could take 
her dog on board.“Sure,” I said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.” 
I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog 
to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.The customer was flummoxed: 
“I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!”
Source: Reader's digest
Dating a single mother:
It’s like continuing from somebody else’s saved game.
Source: GameDesigning

 

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